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themetaisawesome:

Man, the Kent kids aren’t going to be able to get away with anything

Seriously, look at who their parents are

One of them is a world famous figure, is tougher than a tank, can see through any lie, is armed with eyes and ears that don’t miss a thing, and if one of the kids is sick or in a fight at school, they’re going to be there faster than a speeding bullet

And the other is Superman

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

(Source: areyoukiddingmewiththisshiiii)

bonerfart:

what if your music tastes became so advanced they reached past the point of avant-garde, musique concrète and harsh noise and looped back all the way back into itself to the point where you exclusively listen to basic top-40 pop but on new plateau of meta-irony where you listen emotionless in deep meditation, fully aware of your current and future surroundings

pussyhands:

what if our use of emojis gradually becomes so extensive that we actually circle back to writing in hieroglyphics

(Source: vanilla-bliss)

iswearimnotnaked:

my brother left his drink at taco bell and was like “where’s my baja blast?” and my sister just quietly whispers “in the baja past”

foxnewsofficial:

yes

foxnewsofficial:

yes

(Source: ostolero)

euo:

Pages from my diary in December 2013

My idea of rich is that you can buy every book you ever want without looking at the price and you’re never around assholes. That’s the two things to really fight for in life.

- John Waters  (via detailsdetales)

(Source: marion--crane)

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

spermbanker:

seattle man. a local hero.

Actually, Teen Wolf has been a long process. So, when it first started, I auditioned for Scott’s role. Granted, I weighed a hundred and twenty five pounds. I was teeny. So, when I went into the audition room, I think Jeff was being nice but he was like, ‘Can you gain 20 to 25 pounds in like a month or two?’ Normally actors would lie and I’d be like, ‘Of course I can’ but in this case, I was like, ‘Honestly, no. I can try my best but I don’t think so.’ And I couldn’t. There was no way. So, I actually auditioned a couple of times for that and never went anywhere. I was too small. And then the second season was the role for Isaac. I dabbled in that as well and got pretty close but just wasn’t right for the role. They got Daniel [Sharman], who is amazing and then luckily this, Parrish, came around and Jeff threw it my way and here I am.

(Source: kingslayar)

literiley:

yinx:

read a girl who dates books

GIRRRLLL does you even get periods or is those PAPERCUTS on your VAGINA Tha library is closed hunty and it betta stay that way ya freak

(Source: aphrodiyte)