Above Average Joey

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cutebutthole:

season one episode one

  • gay guy: *murders 30 people*
  • white girl: omg you're SO sassy I love it!!

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midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

midesko:

Retail jobs summed up

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What You Crave vs What You Need

  • Chocolate: Raw nuts/seeds.
  • Oily/Fatty Snacks: Kale, leafy greens.
  • Soda/Carbonated Drinks: Actual, literal bubbles.
  • Chips/Salty Food: Topsoil.
  • Cookies: Freudian psychology.
  • Sweet Tea: A strong Southern gentleman to take care of you.
  • Pasta/Carbs: Pasta/Carbs.
  • Ice: The sweet release of death.

dystopiamachine:

dietnutella:

nohomocide:

accent marks and italics can make any word look beautiful

bonèr

Chlàmydîa

gęńìtãl thüñdērštørm

chemistry-checkmate:

nepetasfatcock:

2spookyasscrack:

onlylolgifs:

halloween costume

jESUS CHRIST THAT’S TERRIFYING 

Me on my way to steal yo man

YOU CAN KEEP HIM

Sep 9

And i find it kinda funny i find it kinda sad, the memes in which im dying are the best ive ever had

(Source: 180mph)